Judgement Night

A largely quiet day today. Went into town for a frappuccino, a Crème Egg McFlurry and a trip to the gym. Because y'know, I'm a complicated guy. I also went to Iceland and discovered the existence of the Pot Noodle Easter Egg. I find the existence of such a thing unfathomable. If it was an actual Pot Noodle with an egg in the top, I could understand. Having done a small about of research, I've discovered there is also a Marmite easter egg. It would be the perfect gift from someone who hates me.

The TVs in the gym have seemingly stopped showing Al Jazeera in favour of a more traditional selection of Sky News, BBC1 and ITV1. I was treated to my favourite subtitling typo of all time during the BBC London section of the news at 6. "That's the Ken Dodd news we want to hear".

I got home in time for Judgement Night at the Manchester Arena. Not as I had hoped, the Almighty rocking up to Earth ahead of the Rapture, but a night of Premier League Darts. The "judgement" concerned with two players would exit the competition. Kim Hybrechts threw away a match he really should have won against Stephen Bunting, resulting in a 6-6 draw that confirmed bottom spot for the Belgian. Adrian Lewis then dragged himself out of the relegation zone, dropping Peter Wright in it with a 7-4 win. Wright was then consigned to relegation after Raymond Van Barneveld drew with world champion Gary Anderson, leaving the reigning Premier League champion to fight another day.

Oh and also there was some sort of political debate and Nigel Farage said something abhorrent and people liked the Scottish woman and Twitter told me all about it but without being informative in any real sense.

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