25th September

EDIT: I wrote some very negative stuff  on here on Friday night when I was in an absolutely terrible mood. While I think it's important to recognise when I am feeling low, I don't think it's necessary for me to write incredibly negative blogs about myself. Or if I'm going to do it, I should do it in a more eloquent way. It did however feature the quote "I spend far too time on social media in spite of the fact Facebook is full of unbearable self-aggrandising wank, idiots sharing nonsense and tedious fucking petitions". I fully stand by that sentiment.

I also proceeded to hail Fulham's 4-0 victory over QPR and the redemption of Ross McCormack for his error on Tuesday night after he scored a brace. There were a fair few "We hate QPR" chants from the Fulham fans during the week. Much like a stopped clock being right twice a day, those chants are fitting twice a season. Those same fans were able to add the gleeful "You're getting fucked on the telly" to their repetoire.

In other blog news, I have decided that all of my blogs should be at least 250 words in length. I will be returning to revisit those that don't meet the requirement to make some edits, I assume in the same way that George Lucas return to make cuts to the first Star Wars trilogy. I am prepared for a backlash from the purists.

This sentence moves this blog past the 250 word mark.

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