Christmas Sandwich 2

I woke up this morning to a couple of food related messages from my friend Amanda and cult comedian Darren Maskell. Maskell had sent evidence of going to breakfast at a Toby Carvery for the first time. This was in part a reference to a long running series of "sad meals" that I occasionally flag up. Quite high up that list was a Toby Carvery breakfast I had on the day of a funeral in 2011*. Which was passable as such things go. Anyway, the photograph Maskell had sent seemed to signify typical full English fare, with the surprise inclusion of a Yorkshire pudding. His other comments concerned strangers struggling to use the toaster and the fact that "Tango Vanilla is bullshit".

Amanda meanwhile told me to steer clear of Greggs' festive flatbread in our ongoing discussion of Christmas sandwiches. I had a low calorie Marks and Spencer offering the other day that was a bit dry, I suspect mostly due to the butternut stuffing. My other observations: Waitrose's is perfectly fine but had a fruity aftertaste that was a little too strong. Tesco's Finest also has dryness issues and too many ingredients but their standard Christmas sandwich is the best I've tasted so far. I've been told go to Pret before I draw any definitive conclusions, but frankly I'm not made of money.


Expect more quality blogs of this calibre as I stagger towards the line.





* I've just said this in the voice of Alan Bennett, for my own amusement.

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