Derp

A long opening and closing shift today. Drudgery. And then Antonio Valencia twatted the ball from outside the penalty area past Jordan Pickford for Manchester United's opening goal in their 4-0 win over Everton. And everything temporarily seemed alright with the world. It was the sort of strike that makes you fall in love with football all over again. To steal a quote from Alan Partridge, he's got a foot like a traction engine.

I've also been catching up with the start of the new season of South Park, which amusingly touches upon the Alexa phenomenon with loose references to the recent white supremicist marches in the US. The boys asking Alexa to put items such as "titty chips" on their Amazon shopping list were textbook puerility and I hope the series has got back on track after the last season, where the attempt to create a thematic serialised arc was jettisoned after Trump's presidential victory and what we were left with was something of an incoherent mess.

Trey Parker admitted as much in a recent interview, in which he also made the delightful revelation that his son had starting using the word "derp" and told him that he couldn't possibly know what the slang term meant. Parker pointed him to the internet, which revealed that the term had been popularised at some point in the 90s by Trey and his professional partner Matt Stone. Which reminds me, I must watch Baseketball again.

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